Since I don’t know where else to put them, here are some random thoughts from today.

You’ve cheered for Nascar; you’ve researched Sasquatch. Now get ready for Nasquatch: ’cause big feet mean big acceleration.

I gotta go, ’cause I got me a drop-top, and if I hit the switch, she can fuck all night.

Okay, I stole that last one and reconfigured it. What can I say, messing with well-known lyrics fills me with joy.